Help Warren Go Fast!

First of all:
Happy holidays! May you consume too much egg nog but still wake up in your own bed! I am in the market for a beat up, cheapo sportster tank. Rust is not an issue and leaks are fine, but it can't have any big dents. Drop me a line (sponsor@ftwco.com) if there is something like this kicking around in a shed, in a box or under a bench somewhere.
Warren Matthews